It Took Colin Cowherd 3 Minutes to Put the City of Philadelphia in a Body Bag

So earlier today Colin Cowherd did that thing he does everyday. He went on another one of his insane, completely absurd rants. The one today was directed at Philadelphia.

Not just a specific Philly team. Nope. This was a direct missile strike on the entire city of Philadelphia.

What’s amazing about Cowherd is that the original thought that started this rant was how Andy Reid has lead Alex Smith and the Kansas City Chiefs to a 4–0 start. That somehow lead to Colin shitting on Philly for being the original capital of America over 300 years ago only to “blow that too”.

Where he went with this is so ridiculous and so funny only because it’s Philly. If you don’t agree with every single thing a Philly fan has to say they think you’re a moron and they hate you. If you say you don’t think Carson Wentz is an elite quarterback to the wrong person you might end up dead in a ditch. Not only did he call out the Eagles, Phillies, and Villanova, but he called Philadelphia the dumbest sports city in America. He is officially on every Philly hardo’s kill list. For life. In 30 years he could show up in Center City and would get snowballs thrown at him for that three minutes of radio he did one time.

I hate Cowherd but I might have to love him now. The fact he has the ability to completely make up a theory out of thin air, like that Philadelphia hates National Championship winning head coach Jay Wright, and speak so confidently about it is so outrageous you have to tip your cap. Also saying that Eagles fans ran Reid out of town because his name is ‘Reid’ and Philly people don’t like to read is laugh out loud funny.

Overall, this is just another L for the city of Philadelphia. Colin Cowherd thinks you are the dumbest sports city in the country, and all of you people are “dopey.” Not stupid, not idiotic. You’re dopey.

Cold. Blooded.

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